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"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 02/01/2020 at 12:18 • Filed to: None

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Who’s molesting alligators?

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/01/2020 at 12:25

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This feels like the kind of thing that probably doesn’t have many repeat offenders.

Wacko > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/01/2020 at 12:28

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What happens in Florida stays in Florida, unless it’s on the news than everyone knows Florida man strikes again.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/01/2020 at 12:44

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Furries, obviously.

$kaycog > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/01/2020 at 13:10

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This guy.

LastFirstMI is my name > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/01/2020 at 13:22

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“Your honor, I swear the gator looked 18”

- Florida Man

Dogapult > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/01/2020 at 14:03

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I have a feeling it’s a false cognate/bad translation , as Florida has many Spanish speakers. “molestar” is basically “to bother.”

ranwhenparked > Dogapult 02/01/2020 at 15:10

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It means that in English, too. “Molest” also means to harass, irritat e, harm, bother, etc, it doesn’t just have to be the sexual kind.

Guarantee you there have been drunk or high people who thought it would be super fun to start throwing rocks at a gator or poking it with a stick.

Remember the Merit from GTA SA? > $kaycog 02/01/2020 at 15:16

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Sk ippity pap

interstate366, now In The Industry > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/01/2020 at 17:54

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They call them scalies when it involves reptiles. I wish I didn’t know that, but I do.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > interstate366, now In The Industry 02/01/2020 at 18:07

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I guess it makes sense but why did you have to curse me with this knowledge

facw > Dogapult 02/01/2020 at 23:46

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As rwp said, that’s also a valid English definition (from the same Latin root as the Spanish):

The more general definition has fallen out of use, presumably because the rise the sexual assault version creates some really nasty confusion (and some funny signs about alligators).

facw > interstate366, now In The Industry 02/01/2020 at 23:47

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I was ok with not knowing that, tbh.

interstate366, now In The Industry > facw 02/02/2020 at 00:21

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So was I. Alas.

interstate366, now In The Industry > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/02/2020 at 00:21

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If I have to suffer with the knowledge of it, so do others.